ONE LINERS
1	Obiwon, because Anakinnot!
2	Obiwanna cracker? Oh, padme but I'm sorry, Anakinnot.
3	I'm cooking dinner on my E-wok while I watch Twi'lek.
4	I bought some Wookie steak for dinner. It's a little Chewy!
5	Sale at the Maul, everything's half off!
6	You're looking for love in Alderaan places.
7	A Jawa just opened a Tattoo shop. It's called Tatooin' on Tatooine.
8	Did you hear? Darth Vader is learning a musical instrument. He's taking on the Rebel Bass.

KNOCK KNOCK
1	Knock Knock? Who's there? Duke! Duke who? Count Duke Who, may the 4th be with you!
2	Knock Knock? Who's there? Watto! Watto who? Watto you doin', open the door!

WORDPLAY JOKES

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SO I'm a BOUNTY hunter, right? I meet this COOCOONUT in a MARS BAR, calls himself Willie WAMPA. He says 'Hey, KITKAT, wanna dance?'. He takes me out to the TOP DECK. Then he SNICKERS at me, and pulls out a gun! But he had BUTTERFINGERS, and I have a lot of TWIX up my sleeve. I used my rocket BOOST to BREAKAWAY through the AERO. He says, 'Well you're a real SMARTIE arent you? Time to meet my boys, the M&M's'. I laughed, pulled out my dual flame throwers and burnt them to a CRISPY CRUNCH. I broke off a FLAKE of CRUNCHIE flesh for proof. FREDDO wasn't too happy about it. FUDGE, he owns half the GALAXY. I took his kids for a PICNIC today and told them what happened. It gave them quite a KINDER SURPRISE. I always find myself in ALDERAAN places. Everywhere I go, the same shit happens. I tried the LION BAR, the HEALTH BAR, the DOVE BAR, the HERSHEY BAR. Heck, I even tried the CHOCOLATE BAR. I keep telling myself it's all a bad DREAM. Anyway, nice chatting with ya. I need to TAKE 5 and have a TIME OUT. Did that Wookie just fart?. CHEWY RIPE, phew!

JAWA JOKES
1	Question:	What did the Rankcor say after eating Sand People?
	Answer:	I can't believe it's not Jawa!
2	Question:	What did the Sand people psychologist say to his wife after a long day?
	Answer:	Honey, I shrunk the Jawa.
3	Question:	What does everyone watch on the Tatooine holonet every Sunday evening?
	Answer:	Jawa's say the darndest things.
4	Question:	What did Gary Coleman say when Bruce Willis confused him for an Ewok?
	Answer:	What-jawa talkin bout Willis!
5	Question:	What do you call a Jawa in a bottle?
	Answer:	I dream of Jawa.
6	Question:	Who is the Jawas' favorite magician?
	Answer:	Houdini!
7	Question:	What is a Jawa's favorite electronic toy?
	&Answer:	Bop it.
8	Question:	What do stormtroopers say when they jump out of a drop ship?
	Answer:	Jawanimo!
9	Question:	Why did the Ewok scratch the Jawa?
	Answer:	Because he was an ichijawa!
10	Question:	What do Jawa's have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
	Answer:	Baby Jawas.

WOOKIE JOKES
1	Question:	What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
	Answer:	Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
2	Question:	What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
	Answer:	Chewie!
3	Question:	What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?
	Answer:	Wookieeleaks.
4	Question:	What does a Wookie smoke?
	Answer:	Chewbacco!
5	Question:	How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
	Answer:	With a woo-key

DROID JOKES
1	Question:	Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
	Answer:	Because he's always making new friends.
2	Question:	What kind of phone does C3PO use?
	Answer:	Android.
3	Question:	What do you call a pirate droid?
	Answer:	Argh2-D2.
4	Question:	Why did C3PO take so long to open the door?
	Answer:	Because he took an R2-detour.
5	Question:	What did Luke Skywalker say when he lost his Droid?
	Answer:	Where R-2!
6	Question:	Why doesn't R2-D2 have any brothers?
	Answer:	Because they're all transisters

YODA JOKES
1	Question:	Why did Yoda cross the road?
	Answer:	Because the chickens Forced him to.
2	Question:	What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
	Answer:	Do well, you will do!
3	Question:	Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?
	Answer:	He needed a bank clone!
4	Question:	Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
	Answer:	Because he's always a little short.

OBI-WAN JOKES
1	Question:	What do Jedi use to view PDF files?
	Answer:	Adobe Wan Kenobi
2	Question:	What do you call a Jedi in denial?
	Answer:	Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
3	Question:	Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
	Answer:	Obi Wan Baloney.
4	Question:	What do you call a Mexican jedi?
	Answer:	Obi-Juan Kenobi.
5	Question:	What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos?
	Answer:	Obi-Juan Kenobi.
6	Question:	Who tries to be a Jedi?
	Answer:	Obi-Wannabe.

LUKE JOKES
1	Question:	What is the temperature inside a Tauntaun?
	Answer:	Luke warm.
2	Question:	Why didn't Luke Skywalker cross the road?
	Answer:	Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.

LEIA JOKES
1	Question:	What do you get when you give Leia a wet willie?
	Answer:	A fingerbun
2	Question:	Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
	Answer:	So it doesn't Hang so low!
3	Question:	Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
	Answer:	At the Darth Maul, of course.

HAN SOLO JOKES
1	Question:	What do you call a Smuggler with one arm?
	Answer:	Hand Solo!
2	Question:	What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
	Answer:	Han So-high.
3	Question:	What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applase?
	Answer:	A Hand Solo!
4	Question:	Why is Han Solo a loner?
	Answer:	Because he's solo.
5	Question:	Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?
	Answer:	Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
6	Question:	Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
	Answer:	The ship might crack up.
7	Question:	Why did Han Solo cross the road?
	Answer:	Because he had a bad feeling about this.

DARTH VADER JOKES
1	Question:	How does Darth Vader like his toast?
	Answer:	A little on the dark side.
2	Question:	Why can't Darth Vader take a joke?
	Answer:	Because he lost his humerus
3	Question:	What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
	Answer:	An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
4	Question:	Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
	Answer:	Darth Waiter.
5	Question:	How does Darth Vader know what you're getting for Christmas?
	Answer:	Becaues he can feel your presents.

JAR JAR JOKES
1	Question:	What do you call a blind Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Blinks.
2	Question:	What do you call a Jar Jar who almost got the joke?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Brinks.
3	Question:	What do you call a Chinese Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Chinks.
4	Question:	What do you call an alcoholic Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Drinks.
5	Question:	What do you call a Jar Jar with tatoo's?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Inks.
6	Question:	What do you call an unlucky Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Jinx.
7	Question:	What do you call a Jar Jar with a broken back?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Kinks.
8	Question:	What do you call a well connected Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Links.
9	Question:	What do you call a Jar Jar in a bottle?
	Answer:	A Paradox!
10	Question:	What do you call a homosexual Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Pinks.
11	Question:	What do you call a tiny Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Shrinks.
12	Question:	What do you call a drowning Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Sinks.
13	Question:	What do you call a Jar Jar who tumbles down the stairs?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Slinks.
14	Question:	What do you call an Egyptian Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Sphinx.
15	Question:	What do you call a smelly Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Stinks.
16	Question:	What do you call a smart Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Thinks.
17	Question:	What do you call a transvestite Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Twinks.
18	Question:	What do you call a secretive Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Winks.
19	Question:	What do you call a sunburnt Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jar Jar Zinks.
20	Question:	What does a baby Jar Jar say?
	Answer:	Joo Joo Jar Jar.
21	Question:	What do Gungans put things in?
	Answer:	Jar Jars.
22	Question:	Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?
	Answer:	In a Jar-Jar.
23	Question:	Can you beat a Gungan at a staring contest?
	Answer:	Yes, because Jar Jar blinks!
24	Question:	How do you greet a pirate Jar Jar?
	Answer:	Jargh! Jargh!

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
1	Question:	What is a jedi's favorite toy?
	Answer:	A yo-yoda The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.
2	Question:	What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name?
	Answer:	"The"
3	Question:	Why did Padme Amidala keep her Boots on?
	Answer:	Because they were too BOOT-iful!
4	Question:	What's the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?
	Answer:	The Ackbar.
5	Question:	What do Whipids say when they kiss?
	Answer:	Ouch.
6	Question:	How does a Jedi fart?
	Answer:	They use the force.
7	Question:	What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
	Answer:	Game of Clones.
8	Question:	Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
	Answer:	To get to the Dark Side.
9	Question:	When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
	Answer:	In the Sith Grade.
10	Question:	How is Ducktape like the Force?
	Answer:	It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
11	Question:	What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
	Answer:	Vader Tots.
12	Question:	What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
	Answer:	A Sithy.
13	Question:	Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?
	Answer:	Pizza Hutt.
14	Question:	How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
	Answer:	With Ewokie Talkies.
15	Question:	What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
	Answer:	A Sith-Kabob!
16	Question:	What do you call a fight between film actors?
	Answer:	Star Wars!
17	Question:	Why do Vornksrs stop slowly?
	Answer:	They're afraid of whiplash.
18	Question:	What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
	Answer:	Time to get a new chronometer.
19	Question:	What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
	Answer:	The appetizer.
20	Question:	How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?
	Answer:	None, if the room's dark, then you can't see them cheat at sabacc.
21	Question:	How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?
	Answer:	He'd Wedge himself in.
22	Question:	Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
	Answer:	It was dead.
23	Question:	Why do Twi'leks like to flip coins?
	Answer:	So that they can say, "Heads or tails!"
24	Question:	As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?
	Answer:	"When You Wish Upon A Death Star".
25	Question:	What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?
	Answer:	Bubba Fett.
26	Question:	How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
	Answer:	Two, but I don't know how they got in it.
27	Question:	What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
	Answer:	One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
28	Question:	Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?
	Answer:	He stepped on Ant-hillies.
29	Question:	What do you call two suns fighting each other?
	Answer:	Star Wars.
30	Question:	Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?
	Answer:	To get to the other dementia.
31	Question:	What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
	Answer:	A bow TIE.
32	Question:	Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
	Answer:	In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
33	Question:	Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?
	Answer:	Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
34	Question:	How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
	Answer:	Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
35	Question:	What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
	Answer:	The outside.
36	Question:	What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?
	Answer:	It gets wet.
37	Question:	Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?
	Answer:	To get to the other side.
38	Question:	What do you call a female Mandalorian?
	Answer:	A Womandalorian.
39	Question:	Which Imperial commander was afraid of swimming?
	Answer:	Darth Wader.
40	Question:	What do Mexican x-wing pilots eat before a battle?
	Answer:	Wedge and Chillies
41	Question:	Who was Anakin's stunt double?
	Answer:	Mannequin Skywalker.
42	Question:	Why can't Imperial pilots ever win at space battles?
	Answer:	Because they always end up in a TIE.
43	Question:	What do you call it when Darth Vader force lift's an elephant?
	Answer:	An ele-Vader.